When Agnes goes AWOL

Okay, we've spoken about how we stuff our faces for various reasons, but what about the other times, when you just don't want anything?




Ealier this morning I had the usual sick-hungry feeling I get pretty often, but when I got up to go eat, I just didn't want it. Lack of appetite is about as common as when your stomach feels like a bottomless pit. I mean, we can't overdo it all the time, now can we? Sometimes we tumble over to the other side of the inner fattie spectrum that I like to call chubby ruts. They suck, but they happen. Kinda makes you appreciate the comfy cravings when you get them.

Happy Holidays, Agnes!

Thanksgiving, then Christmas. One would swear it's inner fattie Hanukkah. After the facial stuff-fest, or thanksgiving, you then have to navigate your way through the carnage that is the leftovers. After all that jazz goes down, you then get completely gobsmacked with christmas, the hurricane of cookies, eggnog, cocoa, and all kinds of overwhelming amounts of sugar.

Now, it's quite possible that your inner fatties are bouncing with joy, absolutely giddy with the possibility of indulging in all those gooey treats you normally wouldn't get to enjoy through the rest of the year.

Yep, the holidays, everyone. Every inner fattie's heaven, every dieter's hell.